Michelle Kwan
Michelle Kwan has dropped out of the Olympics due to a groin injury. Now while many people will say that it was an admirable thing to do because it allowed Emily Hughes to get an invite. Now while I don’t really watch ice skating ever, I must say one thing. If ice skating is a sport, then where is the “don’t give up mentality present in all other sports?” By dropping out Michelle Kwan has said two things, ice skating is for pansies and America has quitters in its midst. Michelle Kwan should have a chat with Donovan McNabb.
[...] The Winter Olympics suck, almost none of it could be considered a sport, mostly a bunch of cold games. What takes the cake is Ice Dancing, WTF! is that? Give me Flute and the drop kick any day! Check this hairy ape out on the left, is he mounting that chick on the ice? Ice Dancing doesn’t even have jumping, or spinning or falling for that matter. Michelle Kwan can atleast jump with her gimpy leg. Football is all I want. Not even fantasy baseball will help my heavy heart. Oh ya, I called the Superbowl. [...]