Epic Guide|Mostly Harmless

I know people don’t like Bush, but impeachment? Those left wing nuts are crazy. Nothing Bush has done has warranted any of this. Just because his decisions are unpopular, doesn’t mean they are wrong, and it certainly doesn’t mean he is all powerful. One thing that is 100% true, Liberals are poor losers, angry that they lost power, and are wondering what to do with the next elections. They have gone out of their minds. I’ve decided to point out the type of person who would join the three wheeled bandwagons.

• Didn’t play team sports as a child.
• Believes that we “humans” are equal to animals
• Thinks freedom is given, not won
• Believes its alright to kill babies, but not to kill people in war
• Thinks that lazy people should be supported by the hard workers
• Defines teaching as promoting the teachers point of view
• Believes the “Right” has control over the media, and is actually spinning it?  We all know that the media is biased to the left.
• Believes that pleather isn’t leather - what the hell?  I wouldn’t wear a fox around my neck, but I sure wouldn’t wear a fake fox around my neck.