Another Reason why I Wish I Got Japanese Television

I watch the Spanish channel because there is nothing but hot chicks on it. I watch the Korean Channel because they do retarded things that are not blocked by the barriers of language. While I wish this channels had a english SAP option, I would not care about having a SAP if I could watch Japanese telivision. It seems that every clip of Japanese entertainment I see is ridiculously entertaining. Check out this footage I found of a guy who straped a balloon of compresed air to his back. The Rocketeer. There needs to be a solution to this lack of Japanese foolishness!