Epic Guide

We thought that all little boys need a bit of responsibility. So we bought our 1 year old boy a fish tank and three guppies on his birthday. One girl Guppy and two boy guppies. The Guppy’s had a nice tank and apparently no supervision, so the reproduced. A Guppy has live babies, so one day we had about 10 more. At some point, the boy created the “Great Guppy Tsunami”, only 3 babies survived. So we were down to 6. The wife didn’t like our yellow boy guppy, so down the drain he went. Eventually all the guppies dies, except a young girl and boy. We thought the boy guppy may have been gay, but after two years later, they finally got it on and had a batch of 12 little guys. Then, no less than 3 weeks later, the proud parents had another school of baby guppies, 20. So now I have decided to thin the herd. The 20 babies will be on there way to the corporate head quarters of RedFusion Media, where they will have the best view in downtown Redlands. I really wanted to have a “Blob Fish” in the office, but I can’t seem to find one. Since neither of the other two Epic Guide writers can seem to post anything of meaning, the guppies got posted. If you want to name the guppies, leave a comment.