Freak O' the Week

The Democratic National Party is Pathetic

I can’t believe what a racket the Democratic National Party is. Not only are they the most “elite-pompous-asses on the planet”(save the English Crown), they don’t care about their own base. Is it just me, or was their pathetic power-play to exile two whole states from voting for the President of the United States about the most transparent power mongering ever. Why would the biggest goof of a leader, Howard Dean, actually think that he could disenfranchising his own party? That is worse than hanging chads. At least, the guy is willing to put Florida back in play, but only at the approval of the two candidates.

I Honestly, Truly, feel sorry for those blue collar Democrats that have to be led by such Asses.

Bring back “Freak of the Week”

This guy in my class said,”Freak of the week”, is the best damn blog section in the world. So after a bit of delay, here is the freakiest chicken we could find, and I call him “Cool Hand Clucky”

Fighting Robots – Freak of the week

I have done posts on the mech warriors of the future.  Now I am doing a post on the rock em’ sock em’ robots of the future.  This is a video of actual remote control robots that wrestle each other.  It blows me away at how moble they are.  Click here to watch Video.

Warcraft Funerals – Freak of the Week

Alright, here is the deal, I regretfully play World of Warcraft myself, but I found this video on a totally unrelated site. It cracks me up for two reasons, one- While its sad that someone died, The Warcraft nerds are actually having a funeral for an in-game friend. There is a procession line and all. Second, a rival faction actually attacks and kills them all during the funeral. Maybe I am an asshole like the guys who made this video, but I laughed through ut the whole thing. Its all one big bowl of ridiculousness. Here is the link to the video.

Chuck Norris Facts – Freak Of the Week

For anyone who doesnt know. The big thing on the internet now days is Chuck Norris. That being said, I decided to explore these Chuck Norris Facts. I found this great Chuck resource: ChuckNorrisFacts.com and decided to share some of the better ones. -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.

-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. -Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

-Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

-Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.

-If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

-The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

-What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

-Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

-Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris. -In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American “Trail of Tears” has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

-Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

-When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

-Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

-Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. -Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. -Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

-While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

-Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

-When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

-Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”

-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Lets talk Impeachment! Freak O’ the Week

We’ll since for some odd reason, even with our stupid Freak O’ the Week column we run, I don’t know why all of the “Impeachment” ads come up on our website. So I put together a voters guide.

The get the idiots out of office!

• Diane Feinstein was elected in 1992, 14 years.
• Congresswoman Maxine Waters is in her seventh term, that’s 14 years.
• Nancy Pelosi was elected in 1987, 19 years.
• Congressman Steny H. Hoyer is in his 13 term, 26 years.
• Congressman Charles B. Rangel is serving his seventeenth term, that’s 34 years.
• Edward Kennedy is in his seventh full term, 42 years of pickling.
• Robert Byrd was elected in 1958, 48 years racism.

Let’s VOTE OUT the OLD TIMERS!!!

Cute Fish – Freak O’ the Week

After hours of reading the junk on Green Peace’s website, I found something I can agree with. This little fish is pretty cute. I don’t think we should kill or eat cute fish, especially if they live at the bottom of the ocean. I think we should only eat fish we can catch with a pole, like a trout or a carp. If we only eat the fish we catch, then there would never be a shortage of fish.

Read more about the Blobfish.

The Epic Guppy 

Freak O’ the Week – Flying lawn mower

Alright, this video is freaking cool. It is a lawn mower that not only mows the lawn by itself, it flies too. The picture definatly looks like a hoax, but there is a video to accompany it. There isn’t too much to say about it but the fact that it is freaking awsome. I’m gonna order one on ebay. Here is the video.

Freak – Susan Sarandon

Susan Sarandon , GIVE ME A BREAK!!!  You win the Freak O’ the Week Award! I can not believe those Italians let that idiot help walk the Olympic flag into the stadium. Her values in no way merge with the Olympics; competition, athletics, honesty, or good will. Just look at how angry she and her boy friend are at their own country, America.

Freak ‘o the Week – Mech Warrior

Ever wonder when we were gonna have Mechwarriors? Well I personally never cared, but some guys are trying to make “Mechas” a reality. I came across this while trying to find this week’s freak. It is an 18-foot tall mech warrior being built by some dude in Alaska. His web site is neogentronyx.com. Now, at first I was reminded of the forklift in the movie Aliens, but then I thought, “Doesn’t Japan love making Robots?” So I searched for more Mech Warriors and found even sweeter ones than this.

Toyota, the masterminds behind the Camry, have turned their skills toward the robotics world. First I found a walking chair, that was cool but then I dug deeper. They created some freaking sweat wheel chair called the i-Unit, along with a walking mech called the i-foot.

Beyond Toyota, other institutions have been working hard at mechanized exoskeletons. UC Berkeley has created “Bleex,” an exoskeleton that helps you carry heavy backpacks. The University of Tsukuba has created a device called “HAL” intended to help people to walk if they suffer from paralysis or something. HAL also gives the wearer “super human strength,” which is nice.

However, of all the mechs I found online, the coolest was definitely the “Land Walker” made by sakakibara-kikai; another company in Japan. The Land Walker is huge, can walk, and has guns. There is even a video showing the guy shooting the guns at a space invader. This thing may not be able to take on a tank yet, but America clearly needs to start making mech warriors for world war III, cause I don’t want the USA being the nation with the lamest weapons in that war.