Bring back “Freak of the Week”

This guy in my class said,”Freak of the week”, is the best damn blog section in the world. So after a bit of delay, here is the freakiest chicken we could find, and I call him “Cool Hand Clucky”


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Clemens is no better than Bonds

Well – Clemems seems like a better person, he isn’t a huge asshole, but at the end of the day he is sitting on the same side of the bench as Barry Bonds.

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The letter K

The eleventh letter of our alphabet, K is a very powerful letter. Never silent and the beginning of some very powerful words, ex. Kill, Kiss, KKK. This letter can generate a range of emotions from love to hate and all those in between. As I sit here in my MBA class (unfortunately no K there) I hear my teacher using the letter K as her way of pause and seperation between thoughts. Some of us use the breaks like umm, well or uhh but not this teacher. “K” – is here phrase of choice, to the tune of 1,260 times in a 4 hour class, thats an average of 30 k’s per 5 minutes (we have a 30 minute break that needs to be factored into that calc.).

Just like the add for Kay Jewelers “every Kiss begins with K” I believe over the next 12 weeks (lenght of our class) I will be thinking every pause begins with K!!

K aye, I am in need of a beer! K

See you next time K!

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Fundamental Analysis of Barrick Gold Corporation (ABX)

By Jon Burgess © 2008

Barrick Gold Corporation (ABX) is a leading gold and copper mining company, located in Canada and operating on 4 continents. It produces “gold bullion sold in the gold spot market; gold and copper concentrate is sold to independent smelting companies, and gold bullion and copper cathode is sold under gold and copper cathode sales contracts between the Company and various third parties” (Google Finance). “On January 20, 2006, Barrick acquired a majority share of Placer Dome. The production of the combined organization moved Barrick to its current position as the largest gold producer, ahead of Newmont Mining Corporation” (Wikipedia).

Barrick operates 27 mines (Barrick.com) and in 2006, “the Company produced 8.64 million ounces of gold at total average cash costs of $282 per ounce, as well, produced 367 million pounds of copper at total cash costs of $0.79 per pound” (Barrick.com). The company reports estimated reserves of 123 million ounces of gold, 6 billion pounds of copper, and 964 million ounces of silver in the gold mines (Barricks.com).

Mining can be an environmental problem, and Barrick uses Cyanide as part of the process to separate the Gold from the rock. Barrick touts a responsible environmental record on their website, stating that they not only understand the issues with Cyanide, but that they have also helped create higher standards with the “International Cyanide Management Code” (Barrick.com). However, the company has had a number of lawsuits over the last few years because of environmental hazards and accidents, including Cyanide and Mercury spills.

“These include the proposed use of cyanide leach tailing dams for its gold mine project at Lake Cowal, and the alleged release of approximately seven tons of mercury during 2004-2005 at the Super Pit gold mine (a 50/50 joint venture with Newmont Mining Corporation) near the city of Kalgoorlie-Boulder, Western Australia” (Wikipedia).

Barrack’s stock price has ranged between $26.94 to $53.38 over the last 52 weeks, and has had a 4 week increase if 30%, to 52.17 (Google Finance). The stock currently has 830 million shares outstanding and a P/E of 49.60, with the current beta is 0.82. When we look at the P/E ratio of 49.60, we can conclude that the company would be considered to have a higher growth potential, thus investors are more inclined to buy the stock because of the growth opportunity. Beta would be a measure of risk, Barrak’s current calculation is 0.82, and as a measure of risk, 1 would be average or equal to the market. Barrack is below 1, indicating that it is less volatile than the market, meaning it will not move with the market, and move independently of general market conditions.

The market for gold has been increasing and the projections for its value are high, setting a new record on Jan 25th, 2008 at $923.40 (Reuters). The president of Barrack Gold Corporation, Peter Monk, thought that the market for gold can continue to climb to the 1980’s highs, which would be $2000 an ounce, adjusted for inflation (Reuters). However Monk also said that costs for mining have risen over the last two years by 20 to 30 percent, because of increased competition, rising wages, higher equipment costs and rising power costs in South Africa (Reuters). With economic uncertainty in the U.S. and with the dollar struggling, the value of gold often increases because it is a safer investment than many other options.

Philip Carlsson, Commodities Analyst and Futures Product manager at the Copenhagen-based Saxo Bank, said: “The historically weak dollar has affected commodity prices and added volatility. When we see a weakened dollar and a volatile equity market, investors seek certainty — and the gold bullion market has traditionally fulfilled that role” (The Peninsula).

Gold bullion will traditionally be a good investment in tough times, although mining companies may parallel bullion, it may not be as strong of an investment as pure gold because of strains on the mining operations, lawsuits due to environmental and health issues, and investors demands.

Barrack Gold Corporation is positioned well in the global market, it is the largest company in the gold mining industry, and it is positioned well to thrive during these changing market conditions. If you currently own stock, it would be a great stock to hold, if you are looking to diversify during this uncertain time in the market, with the dollar struggling and the economy slowing, Barrak would be a safe buy over the next few quarters. Gold bullion is also a good investment during this period, because the dollar has weakened.

Reference
Barrick Gold Corporation Website. Retrieved January 26. 2008. http://www.barrick.com/
Annual Financial Report
Barrick Gold Corporation Annual report, for the fiscal year ended 2006. Retrieved Jan 23, 2007 from http://www.barrick.com/Investors/AnnualQuarterlyReports/default.aspx
Google Finance; Google Finance (January 26, 2008). Retrieved from http://finance.google.com/finance?q=NYSE:ABX
Unknown, (1/25/08). Barrick says record gold price is sustainable. Reuters, London, UK. http://www.reuters.com/article/companyNews/idUSL254599620080125
Unknown, (1/26/08). Commodity prices hit hard by low dollar value. The Peninsula, Dubi.
http://www.thepeninsulaqatar.com/

© 2008

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Vivendi

Vivendi

By Jon Burgess 2/16/08

Vivendi (VIV; listed on the EPA) is a world leader in entertainment and communications located in France and doing business in the United States and Europe. Vivendi is a holding company for a number of subsidiaries:

Universal Music Group

Vivendi owns 100% of the Universal Music Group, which is the world’s larges record company, selling 25% of the albums world wide. (Vivendi.com)

Canal+ Group

Vivendi owns 100% of the broad casting channel, which is a leader in paid television in France, with over 10 million paid subscriptions. The Canal+ Group is also involved in film production and distribution (Vivendi.com).

SFR
Vivendi owns 56% of SFR, Frances 2nd largest cell phone operator with 18 Million customers (Vivendi.com).

Maroc Telecom
Vivendi owns 53% or Maroc Telecom, the largest telecommunications in Morocco, with services in fixed phone lines and internet access. Maroc Telecom also holds major portions of smaller European telecom companies. (Vivendi.com).

Vivendi Games
Vivendi owns and operates the Vivendi Games division, which includes Blizzard, Sierra, Sierra Online, and Vivendi Games Mobile. Blizzard is a world leader in video games creating World of Warcraft, Diablo, StarCraft, and Warcraft. World of Warcraft is the world largest subscriber based game, with 9 million subscribers. (Vivendi.com). Blizzard and Activision, another video game maker recently announced a merger, giving Vivendi more than 50% control of the new “Activision Blizzard” (Vivendi Shareholder Newsletter).

NBC
Vivendi owns 20% of the United States’ National Broadcasting Corporation (NBC) with General Electric holding the remaining 80%. (Vivendi Key Figures)

Company History

Vivendi has been a holding company for a number of companies in the communication and entertainment industry over the last 20 years, but it had its roots in the last Emperor of France. Vivendi started as “a water company named Compagnie Générale des Eaux (CGE) was created by an Imperial decree of Napoleon III. in 1854” (Wikipedia). For more than 100 years it was primarily a water company, but in the 1980’s the company moved into other natural resources, and in the 1990’s the company began its transitions into the current form of Vivendi. Between the 1980’s and today, it bought and sold a number of holdings, changed names, had mergers, and at the turn of the century it sold off its original water and environmental holdings (Wikipedia).

Since 2000, Vivendi has moved into the entertainment and communications industries, and its stock prices showed its rapid growth during the dot.com bubble and it following crash (Chart 1). In 2001 Vivendi sold of its “Seagram Wine and Spirit” holdings and bought the USA Networks channel. The USA Networks brought together major holdings in Universal Studios and created the Vivendi Entertainment division. By 2003, Vivendi Entertainment was sold to NBC in exchange for 20% ownership (Vivendi.com). In 2002 Vivendi sold off its holdings in Vodaphone, and sold of last 40% holding of Vivendi Environmental (Vivendi.com). In 2003 Vivendi bought controlling ownership of French telecom Cegetel, merging it with their SFR division, making them the 2nd largest telecom in France. In 2005, Blizzard games launched World of Warcraft, which has become the worlds largest subscription based game in the world (Vivendi.com). In 2007, World of Warcraft released an expansion to the game, selling 3.4 million copies in one month. In 2006-2007 Vivendi increased the holdings in Moroc Telecom to become the controlling body (Vivendi.com). In 2007 Vivendi’s Channel+ Group, fused in TPS, to become the largest subscriber based satellite TV in France, with 10 million subscribers (Vivendi.com).

Stock Analysis
Currently Vivendi has a P/E ratio of 11.27, indicating the company has a lower growth potential than many. However, Vivendi has been aggressive in buy other companies, thus their costs to acquire the business is tied into the net profits. Over the last year Vivendi’s stock has been trading between $26.03 and $31.38 (Google Finance). Vivendi has been of a fairly steady run up from a low in August 2002 at $17.40 to low $30.00 at the end of 2007. The high was in January 2002 when the “dot-com” bubble reached its highest point at $63.50 (Chart 1). Vivendi has a market capitalization of $30.86 Billion dollars, which when looking at related companies is second to France Telecom (ADR) at $89.56 Billion market capitalization. Since 2004, Vivendi has increased its net income from 1.31 Billion to 2.27 in 2006. During that same time period, it increased its dividends from $0.60 to $1.20 per share (Vivendi Key Figures 2006). Vivendi has also increased its net margin from 8.4% in 2004 to 13% in 2006 (Vivendi Key Figures 2006).

Recently the stock has taken a downturn from the$30.00s at the end of December 2007 to $25.26 on February 15th. There have been two major issues that have come up in the news causing investors to feel a bit worried about the stock. In early February news broke that a former top executive was accused of insider trading of Vivendi stock. “Edgar Bronfman Jr. faces preliminary charges of insider trading as part of a probe into alleged wrongdoing at French media and telecom group Vivendi Universal” (CNN Money 1).

At the same time Vivendi announced the merger and acquisition of Activision with its Blizzard division and finalization of Neuf Cegetel merger with its SFR division. With the Activision merger, “Citigroup estimates the combined entity could earn as much as US$1.38-billion in 2009, which is more than 15% ahead of guidance” (Ratner). With an up-beat outlook on the merger in the long term, the short term loss to the stock price is due to the large loan Vivendi made to buy Activision. “Vivendi said it has signed a new 3.5 billion euro loan facility underwritten by a pool of banks in anticipation of the funding associated with its acquisitions of Activision (NASDAQ:ATVI) and Neuf Cegetel” (CNN Money 2). The Neuf Telecom merger was announced in May of 2005, “French alternative operators Groupe Cegetel and Neuf Telecom have agreed to merge, creating the second largest carrier in France with annual revenues of more than $3 billion.”(Unknown, French Carriers) and has been completed, except the final round of funding is tied to the $3.5 Billion Euro loan. Vivendi had 4 billion in debt in 2006, which will increase to approximately 7.5 Billion (Vivendi Key Facts 2006). This goes against the yearly revenue of $20 Billion in 2006, and total equity holdings of $21.8 Billion in 2006 (Vivendi Key Facts 2006)

Vivendi’s Universal Music Group has also struggled over the last few quarters as many of the “Music Label” companies have done. With the transition from CDs to a digital music economy, in 2007, “Universal Music Group’s revenue fell 1.7% to 4.87 billion euros ($7.21 billion)” (Wilkerson). The good news it that the company has worked to make a transition to the new digital music economy, “digital sales rose 51%, representing 14% of total revenue for the year.” (Wilkerson). Universal has continued to make respected music, recently gaining 38 Grammy’s from its artists (Vivendi.com).

The Canal+ Group has recently locked up the rights to televise “Football Championship,” professional soccer in English, until 2012, which would parallel American’s watching football on the NFL Network, Fox, or CSB.

Vivendi’s Blizzard group has been building a monster brand in its online multi-player game World of Warcraft over the last 3 years. The game has taken the traditional model of making a one-time purchase and transformed it into a subscription service. Recently the game has hit 10 Million users world wide, with 2.5 Million in the United States. The Revenue from World of Warcraft is $12.50 a person, meaning the company makes a staggering $125 Million a month on fees (Vivendi.com).

Vivendi’s diversification makes it hard to pigeon hole into one industry, so it is hard to compare it to many of its division’s competitors. In the music industry, many record labels are held by other companies, and all of them are struggling to transform into digital companies. Vivendi’s video game holding are going give them the best circulation of video game titles in the world, with 4 of the 5 best selling brands of all time(Vivendi Shareholder Newsletter). Vivendi’s video game holdings are its smallest proportion revenue, but has the highest return on investment at >40 % (Vivendi.com). Both sets of Vivendi Telecom holdings are strong and expected to increase subscriptions as cell phones continue to get cheaper and the numbers sold continue to rise. However, when you look at American telecom giant, ATT, it has a $118 Billion in 2007 revenue(Google Finance), with Vivendi’ SFR only having 8 Billion in 2006 revenues, making it a small player in the world market (Vivendi Key Figures 2006).

Conclusion

In conclusion, Vivendi is a diversified company with a history of buying successful brands and selling off its divisions that are not performing well. In its 150 plus year history, it has proven that it has strong management and solid business practice, and over the last 25 years it has combined these practices with aggressive investment and expansion into communications and entertainment. Buying this stock would give you a solid, balanced investment with great expansion and growth opportunities.

DISCLAIMER – Jon Burgess is NOT an expert, nor it this advise, this is an opinion.

References

Unknown, CNN Money 1(Feb 7, 2008) Ex-Vivendi exec faces insider trading charges. CNNMoney.com

Unknown, CNN Money 2 (Jan 18, 2008) Vivendi agrees 3.5 Billion Euro loan facility for Activision and Neuf Cegetel buys. CNNMoney.com

Google Finance
Vivendi – http://finance.google.com/finance?q=EPA%3AVIV

ATT – http://finance.google.com/finance?q=T&hl=en

Unknown Author (MAY 12, 2005) French Carriers Announce Merger, Light Reading Europe http://www.lightreading.com/document.asp?doc_id=73749

Ratner, Jonathan (Feb 8th, 2008) Combination of Activision and Vivendi seen earning more than US$1.3-billion in 2009. National Post.

Vivendi Corporate Information
Vivendi.com

Vivendi Shareholder Newsletter

http://www.vivendi.com/ir/en/shareholders/Shareholder_Newsletter_december2007.html

Vivendi Key Figures 2006

http://www.vivendi.com/corp/en/files/20070307_2006keyfigures.pdf

Vivendi Partial Key Figures 2007

http://www.vivendi.com/corp/en/group/documents/20070912_5_Volets_Vivendi_GB_1ersem07.pdf

Wilkerson (Jan 30, 2008) Universal Music Group revenue declines 3.1%, Marketwatch

Wikipedia.com – Vivendi

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivendi

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Shows Ice Is Back – Is a Mini Ice Age Next

Most of us normal people don’t believe Al Gore and the dooms-day theories, so it is nice when you find support for the normal peoples point of view. It is cold, and I think it is getting colder. We have had more rain and cold weather than ever here in Sunny California.

No one would debate, the world goes through cycles, hot then cold, cold then hot, so here are some interesting thoughts.

  • The sun is a million times bigger than us, don’t you think that our rotation closer and farther from the sun would change our little planets temperature?
  • Did you know that new global weather stations are not using the classic thermometer? They have new technology, so the “old” numbers are no longer the same as the “new” numbers, so the “control” of data has been flawed.
  • During the Russian hardships and turn to a sudo-democracy, they stopped maintaining their weather stations that were used in the global calculations? So lets just take dozens, if not hundreds of weather stations in the cold northern tundra out of the temperature calculations and see if the planet is now hotter.

This just in for NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration)

“Are the world’s ice caps melting because of climate change, or are the reports just a lot of scare mongering by the advocates of the global warming theory?

Scare mongering appears to be the case, according to reports from the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) that reveal that almost all the allegedly “lost” ice has come back. A NOAA report shows that ice levels which had shrunk from 5 million square miles in January 2007 to just 1.5 million square miles in October, are almost back to their original levels.” – Newsmax.com

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Obama the Communist Revolutionary

I saw this on a myspace post.  I don’t know if my friend is the actual author or where it came from.  But none-the-less, its an intresting outlook on Obama.  Something, that doesnt surprise me, but I’ll talk about that later.

Information about what Barack Hussein Obama actually stands for, besides “hope” and “change,” isn’t easy to come by, since he speaks in vacuous platitudes and doesn’t have enough experience to have left behind a record. But the clues are out there.

In his autobiographical Dreams from My Father, Obama writes of a father figure named Frank who apparently influenced him profoundly with his “hard-earned knowledge.” He acknowledges the words of wisdom “Frank and his old Black Power dashiki self” shared with him before he set off for college. This advice included not to “start believing what they tell you about equal opportunity and the American way and all that ****.”

This Frank guy in the Black Power dashiki is Frank Marshall Davis, a member of the Communist Party USA, which received subsidies from the Soviet Union to advance its goal of destroying America from within.

Davis wasn’t Obama’s last contact with the radical Left:

Obama became a “community organizer” and came into contact with more far-left political forces, including the Democratic Socialists of America, which maintains close ties to European socialist groups and parties through the Socialist International (SI), and two former members of the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS), William Ayers and Carl Davidson.

The SDS laid siege to college campuses across America in the 1960s, mostly in order to protest the Vietnam War, and spawned the terrorist Weather Underground organization. Ayers was a member of the terrorist group and turned himself in to authorities in 1981. He is now a college professor and served with Obama on the board of the Woods Fund of Chicago. Davidson is now a figure in the Committees of Correspondence for Democracy and Socialism, an offshoot of the old Moscow-controlled CPUSA, and helped organize the 2002 rally where Obama came out against the Iraq War.

Given the circles Obama moves in, it’s hardly reasonable to expect his wife to be proud of America.

A radical on a communist website appraises Obama’s first primary victory:

Obama’s victory was more than a progressive move; it was a dialectical leap ushering in a qualitatively new era of struggle. Marx once compared revolutionary struggle with the work of the mole, who sometimes burrows so far beneath the ground that he leaves no trace of his movement on the surface. This is the old revolutionary “mole,” not only showing his traces on the surface but also breaking through.

If by some tragic lapse of national judgment Obama were to end up the White House, the Soviet Union would achieve its greatest Cold War victory nearly 20 years after its demise. But as with other mortal diseases, it doesn’t matter if the host dies — so long as socialism can find a new host to invade.”

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2008 Angels Spring Training

Now that football is over we look forward to the gear up for baseball. The second best sport in America. Since I reside in sunny southern california and since I detest the Dodgers I am a committed Angels fan. I am not a bandwagoner either, I have been going to Angel games since I was 3! My father took me and my brothers to many games, and I was there in 1979 when the Angels won their first penant, and according to my father, I even touched the dirt because the stampede of people rushing the field knocked me and my brothers onto the field.

Now its 2008 and I look forward to the new season and my annual trip to Arizona for Angels spring training. This will be my 4th trip in 5 years (missed one due to my first child’s birth) and usually a group of 8 to 10 of us go. Its a wildly fun time of boys being boys and taking in two spring training games. If you have never been I highly recommend a trip.

This year holds so much promise, with the offseason acquisitions of Garland and Hunter the Angels look like a lock for another AL West Championship. Hunter provideds another great bat with great speed on the bags and in the outfield. While he is no Alex Rodriguez or Miguel Cabrera he will add plenty of support to the existing lineup. Not to mention the Angels having one of the best outfields in the majors.

So join me if you can for Beer, dogs, fine weather and women in Arizona as we kick off, umm i mean, tee off, no what is it that we say for baseball to get the season started…….oh yeah as we play ball!!

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Who to Believe?

This last week was a disaster for Roger Clemens. His trial (i mean hearing) did not go well for him. So now is there really any reason not to believe a washed up cop/trainer who has turn informant on several of baseballs top players. Clemens did not provide any proof of his accusser being wrong, he just denied or did not recall all of the accusations. The dagger in the back for Clemens is his best friend Andy Petite confirming that Roger Clemens told him (Andy Petite) that he used what it is he is being accused of.

I do not know about you, but Jon of Epic Guide is my close freind and I usually do not lie to him. Plus if we both had the ability to pitch professionally and one of us one doing something to gain an advantage that at the time was not banned by the proffession, I would think we would have no reason to lie. Clearly Clemens is drawing at straws and is fighting to save his name. Just like Pete Rose, Clemens will now forever be remembered for what he fought and not what he did on the field. If Pete Rose would have admitted he cheated his legacy would most likely be considerable different. Same for Roger Clemens, and for that matter Barry Bonds. We all think they took performance enhancing drugs, their bodies appear to show affects of performance enhancement drugs, yet they vigoursly deny it. If they would have admitted fault early on America would have most likely forgiven and moved on. Now it is to late and they will be remembered for their arrogance of their lies.

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Man verses Man

 I will not take credit, this was some random email I recieved…… but it is true.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters / gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the  summer and  would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.  The two most important events in all of history were:

1. The invention of beer, and
2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were  the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.  That’s how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these Liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men.  Some noteworthy Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the  invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.  Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white  wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are Liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still  provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers,  game wardens, constitutional law lawyers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history . . . . .  It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.  A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off….

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