Scott

Scott ==> Scott’s Posts

The brawn, he tells puns like they’re funny, he doen’t know how to button his top button, and he think’s France sucks.

Scott is extreemly knowledgable in the arts of politcs, video games, the ladies and booze. He spends most of his time talking crap to people, be it online or offline; the opportunity is ever present for him. Unlike Jon, Scott spends most of his time in the world, soaking up reality rather than writting blogs; he prefers quality rather than quantity. Scott’s formal education consists of 6 years of college. His informal education consists of 10 years of political debate with stupid hippies, communist-loving anarchists,sheep and retarded professors. 20 years of video game domination; he beat Mario Bros. at the age of 2. Two years of being a sexual Icon; he was a late bloomer. And the intake of over 150 different types of beer. The bottom line is, when Scott says he knows what he is talking about, he knows exactly that.

Books Scott is currently reading are:
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
The Zombie Survival Guide
Brave New World
Scipio Africanus